The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...