Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
It Only Hurt When…
A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.The DJ asked the...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Things To Think About Our Government
29 Members of Congress have been accused of spousal abuse. 7 Have been arrested...