Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.