Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
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Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Wandering Tribes
Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40...