Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
The family of tomatoes
|A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby...
90210 momma
Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...