Kewl Cat Quips!
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago,...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...