Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.