If AOL Were A City…
You’d live in a place where no two people had the same name. You’d...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
What am I?
You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up....