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This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...