Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...
Poor Rabbi!
A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...