Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Thank you..thank you very much!
Father O’Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for solong, that he...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven…
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...