The talking clock!
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Groundhog Day
“I bet you don’t know what day this is”, said the wife toher husband...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the...
A young girl had not been feeling well…
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor....
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...