Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
It is all in the money
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that...