He’s Light Of Her Life
A good husband is the light of his wife’s life. But some wives are...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Top 10 things men know about women.
The top 10 things men know about women are:1.2.3.4.5.(I think you get it where...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...