The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
New Drug
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company?They developed a new drug that, when administered...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Male assertiveness
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...