You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...
Wedding Questions and Answers
Is it all right to bring a date to the wedding? Not if you...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
The dieter’s church!
Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It’s called “I Can’t Believe It’s...
One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...