Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
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Hoppalong Cassidy!
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yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The aged patient doddered into…
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Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.