Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?A: Erotic is using a feather…...
Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Alternatives to Win95
Microsoft’s ad slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you want to go today?”Now...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...