Blonde paints the porch
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
What is the future
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Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Elephant jokes 07
|Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...