Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she…
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. “Daddy, what...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Shortest Book of the Month
Shortest Book of the Month:Ronald Reagan’s “Memories”