OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...
Guy’s – Don’t Do This On A Date
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...