A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
Chinese learned this
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...