Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test…
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of...