New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
Marriage counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...