Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
A Hippo What?
3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...