OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Beer, eh
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
I want to appeal a case
|Lawyer: “Judge, I wish to appeal my client?s case on the basis of newly...