Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Overpopulation
Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...