What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Ant jokes 02
|What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...