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The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
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OLD NEVER DIES 9
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Stick insects!
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