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Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Lesser Of Two Evils
Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with…
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...