Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
There was once a wide mouth frog…
There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.