Confucious say: Man who go to bed…….
Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday…
A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!