Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...