Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....