Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Another Dumb Blonde
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Major Cause of Divorce
Q: What’s the major cause of divorce?A: Once is not enough.