Valentines for the Ex!
A man went to the market this last week to buy Valentines’ cards for...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...