Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
One of two reasons
I’ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot....
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...