Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
A Shorty
Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?A. A Newspaper
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?
Why didnt NASA send a woman to the moon yet?Because it does not need...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...