What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
Professional Courtesy?
A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young...
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...