Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Canadian Talk
A long time ago, way back then…we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask....
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street…
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Oy, Abraham, I’m sorry to hear about that...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
Wart’s new!
|What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart’s new!
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...