When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Will You Still Love Me This Way?
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!