5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...