Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
50 facts about Men
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
Death in the Family!
A brunette walks over to her Blonde friends home and finds her crying. “What...
Big Ron
|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today.”I’ll do...