Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away…
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving...
Favorite House Pet
Age HOUSE PET 17 Muffy the cat 25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat...
chef found a daddy long legs
|What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
How do you make a dead baby float?
How do you make a dead baby float?Two scoops of ice cream and one...