Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel…
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a...
The Eighteen Bottles
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One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
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One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
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A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
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While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
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