Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Thor the God of Love
THOR, the God of Love wakes up the morning after the orgy.As he sits...
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new…
The wife coyly tried to explain her purchase of a new pair of expensive...