The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Pick up line
Q.What’s te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...