If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Worm your way out of that one!
|What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...