If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Travel on the plane
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A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...