Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Murphy’s Law regarding Children
1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Blonde Coyote
Did you hear about the blonde coyote? She got stuck in a trap, chewed...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...